Snot, by Nick Snyder

We used to get the TV Guide in the mail, and the address tag was stuck on with something like rubber cement.  I thought it looked like snot, so I peeled it off, put it on my upper lip, and went to show it to my dad who was in the kitchen.  We almost bumped into each other at the kitchen door.  He stopped and looked at me, I looked at him to see he had done the same thing.  We stood there and laughed at each other.